Welcome to Movie Newbie- my no bollocks blog about hipster-ass movies that my boyfriend makes me watch to ‘educate me’

A bit about me

My name is Jesse and I’m a 22 year old Pharmacy student from Kent (UK) I only started watching movies as a grown-ass woman- my parents never watched them because they’re ‘too long’ and they were constantly ‘getting on with something in a minute’ so yeah my frame of reference for cinema is Shrek 2 and like millions of episodes of the chase, and now I have to watch literal hours of them because my boyfriend is a huge film hipster- his name is Olly I’m sure he’ll come up! I’m completely uncultured, so I thought film people would get a kick out of my STEM ass trying to figure out what the fuck these films are supposed to be about 🙂

Recently I’ve been shit-talking…

Ruben Brandt, Collector- Spoiler heavy- read after you watch it tbh x

I had never heard of this film, but yesterday it popped up on my netflix recommended and I saw the art style and thought ‘hey this looks quite artsy for a cartoon’ and also, more importantly ‘I bet Olly* hasn’t seen this, if I watch it I can say shit like ‘well… I don’t wanna…

You can contact me at jessmhavill@gmail.com to send me

a) very angery hate mail

b) nice emails

c) requests

be nice tho i’m very sensitive

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